“That Crazy Party in That Other Dimension”

It was proven
Early in the 21st century
That anything that can
Or could have happened
Does.
That time you crossed the street,
And didn’t get hit by a car?
Well, you actually did,
In another dimension.
Of course it wasn’t enough for mankind
To simply know that,
We had to pioneer there.
So we invented the pretty machines
And pretty soon
We were all traveling
To other dimensions
Looking at ourselves
Get mowed down by cars.